Good news. You work here now.

A village doesn’t build itself. Although everyone seems…

Every settlement starts somewhere. Usually with a fire…

Something happened. Good news. Everyone already knows what.

I don’t know what comes next. I’m quite…

I could go out. I just don’t particularly…

Not everything needs a name. That includes whatever…

Apparently, “not my usual” isn’t the same as…

Eleven years is a long time. Apparently, it…

One law for everyone. Some assembly required.

Nobody tells you it’s the last time. They…

Most things make perfect sense. Right up until…

Same songs. Fewer places to hide.

Yesterday’s headline. Today’s forgotten absurdity.

Everyone should have a voice. Just not during…

Your privacy matters. Right up until somebody can…

Facts matter. Right up until they become inconvenient.

Nothing dramatic. Just several increasingly specific requirements.

Welcome to the Department for Watching Dinghies. Please do…

The Skills Revolution is underway. All 160 of…

Thank God for the newts. Someone remembered where…

Apparently this is normal now. Handy, that.

Full force of the law…. …

Doing fine is one thing. Wanting them to…

Charity begins at home. Apparently it ends in…

Not the British way? According to whom?

Two opposition leaders. One historic agreement. Zero governments.

Today’s firm commitment. Expires at nine.

Affordable. British. Priority. Three very simple words. Apparently.

If basic decency needs explaining, perhaps the problem…

A quiet celebration of the rare day when…

Ten songs about ordinary life, told one small…