Some feelings are useful.
Others require adjustment.
SATISFY™ introduces PRE’s answer to the unnecessary burden of managing your own emotional state. Conveniently packaged and available throughout participating Entertainment Zones, the Mood Beverage promises flavour, reassurance and improved productivity in a single approved serving. Possible side effects are clearly disclosed. Continued consumption remains a matter of personal choice, naturally.
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Feeling exhausted from independent thought?
Try new Satisfy™
Packed with flavour, packed with dreams
Packed with government-approved self-esteem
Crack the can and drift away
Productivity starts today
Satisfy™
Drink The Feeling Away
Satisfy™
Three Delicious Flavours Of Obey
Warning: side effects may include
emotional flattening
memory loss
consumer dependency
Satisfy™
Available Now In All Entertainment Zones