(Advert) SATISFY [Mood Beverage]

Some feelings are useful.
Others require adjustment.

SATISFY™ introduces PRE’s answer to the unnecessary burden of managing your own emotional state. Conveniently packaged and available throughout participating Entertainment Zones, the Mood Beverage promises flavour, reassurance and improved productivity in a single approved serving. Possible side effects are clearly disclosed. Continued consumption remains a matter of personal choice, naturally.