T-Shirt – BARD RECORDS

Fund The Newts heavyweight cotton tee

admin — Sat, 19 Sep 2026 09:50:48 +0000

Some organisations spend years trying to protect Britain’s borders.
The newts simply turned up and got on with it.

Featuring Britain’s most unexpectedly effective public servant, this heavyweight tee celebrates the one department that apparently met its targets. Comfortable enough for everyday wear, durable enough to survive another news cycle, and guaranteed to raise at least one eyebrow in the supermarket queue.

Unlike many government initiatives, this one actually delivered.

Features
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.0 oz./yd.² (203.4 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed fabric for a vintage look
• Wide rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Seamless body
• Recycled tear-away label
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

Governed By Idiots heavyweight cotton tee

admin — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 21:15:06 +0000

“Fuck Me, We’re Governed by Idiots” T-Shirt
Some shirts have a logo.
Some have a motivational quote.
This one simply saves you repeating yourself every time the news comes on.
Made from heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed fit and a properly broken-in feel from day one. Comfortable enough for the pub, the office (depending on your HR department), family gatherings, or doom-scrolling through another week of Westminster’s greatest hits.
Unlike political manifestos, this one’s made to last.

· 100% cotton
· Fabric weight: 6.0 oz./yd.² (203.4 g/m²)
· Relaxed fit
· Garment-dyed fabric for a vintage look
· Wide rib collar
· Taped neck and shoulders
· Seamless body
· Recycled tear-away label
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

Office After Hours heavyweight cotton tee

admin — Mon, 03 Aug 2026 21:32:11 +0000

A silent office after everyone has gone home. Identical desks, sleeping monitors and fluorescent lights become the backdrop for one of PRE’s defining statements. What appears to be an ordinary workplace quietly reveals itself as somewhere attention is measured, shaped and ultimately owned.

Approved for public distribution.

A heavyweight tee with a broken-in feel from day one. The garment-dyed finish gives each shirt a vintage-inspired look, while the relaxed fit makes it easy to wear on its own or layered with your favourite pieces.

Modern Human – Assembly Kit

admin — Sun, 02 Aug 2026 10:07:05 +0000

A satirical look at modern life, presented as a vintage paper cut-out assembly sheet.

Modern Human – Assembly Kit imagines the modern adult as something to be assembled from everyday essentials: a smartphone, smartwatch, laptop, earbuds, coffee, notifications, subscriptions and an ever-growing collection of digital accessories. Inspired by classic paper doll sheets and technical instruction manuals, the design quietly pokes fun at the routines, habits and technologies we’ve come to accept as normal.

It’s not a set of clothes. It’s a set of behaviours.

Designed for those who enjoy clever graphic design, subtle humour and taking a second look.

INDI-GLO BLUE – Project 04

The Last Biscuit – Premium T-Shirt

admin — Sun, 02 Aug 2026 08:06:14 +0000

A quiet moment from the world of Fizzy Veins.

A single digestive biscuit. A kitchen table. A decision every Brit recognises.

This premium photographic design is part of the Fizzy Veins Apparel Collection, where ordinary moments become wearable artwork. The band name is hidden naturally within each scene, rewarding those who take a second look.

Inspired by the song The Last Biscuit, this design celebrates the humour, hesitation and quiet absurdity of everyday British life.

Gallery-inspired photography.
Premium print.
Designed by Bard Records.

One Good Day – Premium T-Shirt

admin — Sat, 01 Aug 2026 22:26:44 +0000

A quiet moment from the world of Fizzy Veins.

A bus that turns up on time. A driver who gives a nod. A seat by the window. Nothing extraordinary, just one of those rare days where everything seems to fall into place.

Featuring an original photographic design inspired by the Fizzy Veins single One Good Day, this premium apparel piece continues the band’s Everyday Collection, transforming ordinary British moments into wearable artwork. Look closely and you’ll discover Fizzy Veins Transit, subtly woven into the scene as part of the world rather than the branding.

Printed on a premium-quality garment and designed to be worn like a favourite photograph rather than traditional band merchandise.

Independent music. No algorithms required.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.