Cry Me A River, Nigel Farage!

Poor Nigel. All those years selling rebellion by the pint.
Turns out the customers can drink elsewhere.

Cry Me a River, Nigel Farage is my tribute to a man discovering that voters aren’t his personal property. Reform’s filling up with yesterday’s Tories while Nigel calls Restore a Conservative containment party. You couldn’t make it up. Well, you could, but nobody would believe you. Now the voters he dismissed are walking away, and suddenly he wants them back. Never mind, Nigel. Have another pint. You’ve certainly earned a cry.